Current Temperature in Hell: 32 Degrees Fahrenheit and Falling…

I’m checking with my favorite hottie weatherman immediately, because I have read two items today that have convinced me that either 1) the Apocalypse is imminent or 2) temperatures have dropped below 32°F in the Bad Place.

Both Aunt B and Mack have publicly, and in writing, acknowledged that they agree with unhinged rightist wingnut blogger Terry Frank on something! My brain synapses malfunctioned trying to compute the concept.

Actually, I’ve gotta say that I, too, can think of tons of more urgent issues for the Tennessee Department of Revenue to be putting their energy and money in to than looking for Tennesseans who buy more than 2 cartons of cigs over state lines. They’re actually going to be conducting surveillance at various tobacco retailers on the state line.

It seems like they’re spending an awful lot of money to try and get the tax money from those going over the border to buy cigarettes. Unreal.

Then I read over at Big Orange Michael’s place that Kentucky is undefeated.

The Kentucky Wildcats. Undefeated. In football.

Repent! The end is near!