It’s Moustache May!

Yes, folks…on the internet you can celebrate anything…and build an entire website around it! So, in honor of Moustache May, I present a few of my favorite Glorious Staches…

Barry Jeff Selleck Tim

And of course I would be remiss if I didn’t include the best staches of them all…blogger staches!

Mack Hutchmo Wage Ron
Paul Kerry Woo Smiley Jackson
Sarcastro

DB Carden

John I Carney Jeffraham Prestonian
CJ Sorg

Linda's Husband
The Knuck

Marcus


Rex Hammock Jim Voorhies
Thicke

Blogger with the best caption ever…

“Got a little ’stache envy there Paulie boy?”
Jon Arnold

Isn’t all of this facial hair dreamy?

You know…this reminds me…it’s time to get the ‘ol upper lip waxed and soon. But for now…

Happy Moustache May…

Viva la Stache!

Edited to add: I have had some other staches respectfully submitted to me throughout the day, therefore, I’m adding as we go. Plus, how could I leave out the News 2 Staches?

Edited to add II: Eddie rightly called me out for forgetting to post the most Glorious stache ever…

29 Responses

  1. I like the way Wage and I both look like we’re in a police lineup.

  2. Where’s your pic of Burt Reynolds?!?!?!?

    I started growing mine on Thursday for Mustache May!

  3. Yeah, about that wax… You probably want to opt for a less potentially damaging method. :o )

  4. Aren’t they cute! My blogger man is moustached, too. I lurve it!

  5. Malia: hehehe…I added an whole new row of stache goodness…Including your beloved!

    Linda….er, yah…I’m gonna pass on the wax and go for the Nair.

    Ron…you guys do have the convict motif going there…

    Eddie: You are absolutely right!!! How could I forget Burt!!!

  6. Thanks a lot, Ginger. Now I’m gay.

    Burt Reynolds’ awesomeness turned me gay for The Bandit.

  7. Umm…. thanks. I think.

  8. 7 comments, not a single mustache ride joke. Sometimes, your readers disappoint me.

  9. Fantastic ’staches, Ginger!

    And yes, I can see how that picture of Burt would make men Gay. Perhaps a May Gay.

    That brings new meaning to being “Queen of the May”, actually.

    Cheers!

  10. “So that’s what Dinah Shore went for!”
    (Remember her and Burt)? :-)

  11. Ahem, I will assume you were too shy to add MY hairy face. lol

    I could have doen without the Naked Bandit tho. hehe

  12. that is the first nekkid man picture my young eyes ever saw…i just had a major flashback

  13. Hahaha! I love this post!

  14. LeBlanc, your wish is my command!

  15. I am deeply honored. I stroke my stubble in appreciation. :)
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  16. There’s a pic of Knuck somewhere with a ’stache, I can’t remember offhand where I saw it tho. It’s somewhere on the Web tho. He’s standing outside the Mothership, I think.

  17. Everyone knows the best mustache ever is worn on the upper lip of one Ron Burgandy.

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3991902464/tt0357413

  18. My father shaving his off when I was 8 was one of the most traumatic experiences of my childhood.
    But, I have to wonder, do the goatees count? I guess I never consider those as a mustache. Thanks for the tip about may, glad I have the whole month to celebrate. And thank YOU, gentlemen for maintaining all that glamourous facial hair.

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  20. On behalf of the other hirsute bloggers, and our patron saint Dan Haggerty, you’re very welcome.

    I personally grew my goatee to offset my baby face and to look more like a serial arsonist.

  21. wow. i’m speechless, well done. oh and ps:

    http://www.moustachemay.com/staches/jonarnold

    WIN!

  22. Wow…whatta set of ’staches. I”m not worthy, but I’m happy to be on that wall of caterpillar fame..

  23. I always hated Sam Elliot and Tom Selleck because their ’staches were so full.

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  25. I’ve never been a fan of facial hair. I’ve only kissed one guy with a mustache and I kept wondering if stray food particles might have gotten caught in his hairs and would fall into my mouth. This is one of the many reasons I’m still single. :)

  26. I just read an article in one of the airplane magazines. In it there was an interview with Dennis Farina who, per the interviewee, has the most famous ’stache in Hollywood.

    (However, I always think of Tom Selleck, though.)

  27. Aww, my dad looks so sweet and innocent! Tee hee! =)

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